March 2012
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Watchtropicaltrilla:
hodgybeatsme:
Holy shit
omg i can’t breathe omg.
Watchluuuuucyy:
whenbr0keniseasilyfixed:
sunshinesanchez11:
mayameh:
mayhemmaggiewadddup:
haironhisscalp:
tyleroakley:
Oh. My. Goodness.
i just…
i thought she snapped her neck omfg
and that person just taking cake lololol
ROFLMAO
omg
omg
lickypickystickyfree:
25 Napping Facts Every College Student Should Know
It makes you smarter According to Dr. Matthew Walker of the University of California, napping for as little as one hour resets your short-term memory and helps you learn facts more easily after you wake up.
Abandon all-nighters Foregoing sleep by cramming all night reduces your ability to retain information by up to 40%....
February 2012
kfcrage:
WAIT STOP THE DRAMA
I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET
amy-pond-a-pirate-queen:
Doctor Who...
Playing Quidditch
cyddthekidd:
hobbit-at-hogwarts:
Expectation:
Reality:
BHAHAHAHAH EVERY TIME
cyruspotnoodle:
gallifreyburning:
thepondwhowaited:
Martha’s great.
Amy’s great.
Donna’s great.
Rose’s great.
Sarah Jane’s great.
Wilfred’s great.
Rory’s great.
River’s great.
Jack’s great.
Sally’s great.
Mickey’s great.
Jackie’s great.
K9’s great.
Craig’s great.
Jenny’s great.
Astrid’s great
AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS A COMPANION BUT NOT REALLY BUT STILL COUNTS AS A COMPANION...
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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crackercolfer:
you know that joke that goes “oxygen and magnesium together? OMg!”
actually it would be MgO
you put the metals before the nonmetals